Ellen Kept Coming Up Blank (Week 6)

Famous comedian and talk show host, Ellen Degeneres, delivers quick wit and lots and lots of white stuff in her new book, Seriously, I'm Kidding.


By my count, Ellen compiled over 50 blank, or almost blank pages in her 241 page book. That is a 21% waste of money.

Even the title, Seriously...I'm Kidding, contains an ellipsis that could have contained more words.

Ellen wasn't available for comment.

Left: Ellen's book is filled with a heavenly color.
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In all seriousness, the book was at least 30% funny, 50% mildly funny, and about 20% blank pages.

Time Read This Week: 2hrs
Total Time Read: 12.5hrs